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MonaVie’s Cure for Walking Pneumonia? Travel to Brazil!

March 19, 2010

Dallin and Orrin in Brazil

Fascinating thread on Lazy Man’s JuiceScam web site about some of the implied medical claims given at the recent MonaVie Indianapolis Regional last week. At the beginning of the function, Henry Marsh notified the crowd that CEO and Founder Dallin Larsen was unable to make it because he had walking pneumonia. I guess MonaVie M(mun) wasn’t able to help Dallin get over his illness enough to do the talk. I bet he was actually backstage at Indianapolis and decided at the last-minute to let Marsh run the event. I suppose it wouldn’t look great to the crowd to have your sick CEO stand on stage while you have distributors making wild claims about curing autism through MonaVie consumption, no?

But you know what can help Dallin get over his sickness? How about getting into an airplane for a fourteen-hour flight with many of your Black Diamond distributors. Yes, being in a closed and confined environment with all of your “lifelong” friends is the perfect way to get over walking pneumonia!

The photo at the top of this post shows Dallin and Orrin Woodward together in Brazil. The photo here is from Day 4 in Brazil; Dallin1 is on one of the corporate jets. Ah, re-circulated air does wonders for walking pneumonia! Check out the rest of the “happy MonaVie photos” from Brazil here.

1 I’m sure that Dallin is just fine. A week of drinking MonaVie M(mum), Active, Pulse, Original, EMV and EMV lite will do wonders for your body.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Burned Out with Mona Vie permalink
    March 19, 2010 11:39 am

    Way to go Amthrax, now there is a flattering photo of those two, looks like Dallin just had a “Mona Vie moment” (Insider slang as to the “deep cleansing feeling” often plaguing a new users of high end fruit drinks) in his pants and Orrin is (a) trying to ignore it or (b) keep a straight face.


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