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Humor: MonaVie Wants You on an All Liquid Diet

June 26, 2010

Saw this tweet filed during the MonaVie Vision Conference this weekend:

#MonaVie new product coming soon…meal replacement drinks! Stay tuned! #mvvision

Soon, MonaVie distributors will no longer have to eat real food. All of their nutrition will be handled through a liquid diet of MonaVie juice concentrate and meal-replacement drinks. I can see the testimonials now:

Before MonaVie Meal Replacement Drinks, I never got paid to just eat! But with MonaVie, I get paid to drink/eat like a king!

While that’s a joke, you know you’re going to hear this from stage and in the forum posts real soon now.

8 Comments leave one →
  1. June 27, 2010 8:35 am

    Monavie is a sinking ship. The numbers do not lie. Where is Orrin Woodward telling his faithful that business is exploding!

    People are dropping out of Monavie like rats from a sinking ship.

    I think we’ll see TEAM jump to another MLM soon. Maybe one that’s not a $40 bottle of juice during a FROCKING RECESSION!

  2. June 28, 2010 2:45 pm

    Orrin gave a speech at the MonaVie Vision conference this weekend in which he likened Dallin Larsen goal to a $20 billion company to Robert Bannister’s breaking of the 4-minute mile. Didn’t sound like someone waiting to jump ship, but stranger things have been said on-stage before!

  3. Joecool permalink
    June 28, 2010 3:07 pm

    I wonder what Orrin will tell his sheep if he eventually decides that he wants to leave MV?

    It would be hard to follow a man who swore Amway was the best out there and then have him change his mind and move to MV. I hope the downline wake up and smell the coffee and leave some of these leaders high and dry without tools income.

  4. June 29, 2010 9:06 am

    Orrin also promoted Amway as THE way to financial freedom until it didn’t server his purpose any more.

  5. June 29, 2010 11:27 am

    We should create a video highlights clip of these System leaders touting all of their companies, former and current. That would be funny.

  6. Joecool permalink
    June 29, 2010 12:20 pm

    Scott Larsen has a clip of Brad Wolgamott berating his group for not bringing enough new people to an open meeting. (June 2nd entry)

  7. June 29, 2010 1:18 pm

    Yeah, I saw that, pretty funny. He also mentioned Kosage’s upcoming departure from WWDB.

  8. July 26, 2010 5:30 pm

    I’ve heard that pregnant women are not advised to drink this because it has side effects and it is not good for the baby. It is best to avoid this drink when you’re pregnant.

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