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MonaVie, Now Fortified (With Even More Placebo)

August 19, 2010

MonaVie Nutrition Label Before AcaVie Fortification

Hmm… if MonaVie is now fortified with fiber, key vitamins and 10x more polyphenols, what the heck were people drinking before? Let me guess. Fruit juice made from concentrate with:

No fiber.

Little vitamins.

Few polyphenols.

Yet, for the past several years people all around the globe have been praising this purple elixir for its “curative” and “medicinal” benefits. Now, it’s even better than before! I can’t wait to see the claims people will be using now.

Look, MonaVie might give you some more nutrition now than it did before, but it’s still not worth the $30-40/bottle they are charging for it. If anything, MonaVie’s been fortified with a large dose of placebo.

MonaVie Readers! Please submit a screenshot of the new nutritional label on your AcaVie bottle of MonaVie. Curious minds want to see!

9 Comments leave one →
  1. Major Dave Stoner permalink
    August 19, 2010 4:31 pm

    Nothing to do with article. I was just wondering how many people are there still left in North and Central Wisconsins TEAM Results? Anybody know anything I and others are curious if this group even exists anymore. At one time there was over a hundred people downline from me. Any info would be great. Is George Guzzardo still in? How about Renee Oettinger?

  2. Major Dave Stoner permalink
    August 19, 2010 4:32 pm

    PS Welcome back Amthrax!!

  3. August 19, 2010 5:31 pm

    You should look at the TEAM calendar to see who’s doing the weekly meetings. For instance, Renee is scheduled to do the meeting in Appleton on Tuesday at the Wave Bar and Ballroom. George is still on the Featured Speakers page and has the following speaking dates scheduled:

    • 08.24.10 08:00p Open Meeting Vancouver, WA
    • 08.26.10 08:00p Open Meeting Davis, CA
    • 08.30.10 08:00p Open Meeting Kenosha, WI
    • 09.01.10 08:00p Open Meeting Madison, WI
    • 09.02.10 08:00p Open Meeting Appleton, WI

    I have no idea how well these groups are doing, but apparently they are still meeting!

  4. Jeff permalink
    August 20, 2010 6:38 am

    I’m part of TEAM (sort of) up in Canada. The Wisconsin group is actually the fastest growing group within TEAM right now. Dan & Lisa Hawkins are the big leaders under George & Jill Guzzardo. They just went diamond a couple months ago. They just spoke at our seminar last week here in Canada. There’s also 2 other couples that just went diamond in the last month – one from California (Mattis) and the other from Wisconsin too I think (Blomdahl). I guess there are some areas where things are going good. 🙂

  5. Jeff permalink
    August 20, 2010 6:39 am

    Oh yeah and I forgot to mention that Renee went Emerald the same time the Hawkins went Diamond so she is obviously still in it and doing well.

  6. August 21, 2010 10:07 am

    Yes, to the utter disappointment of the Anti-Amway Kingpins, TEAM has just broken all-time new records and exploding in numbers and RESULTS to my knowledge.

    Now, of course, why would Anti-AMWAY Kingpins be concerned about what happens in MONAVIE, totally another company, will always be a fun question to ask. 🙂

    p/s. Glad to see you posting again, Amthrax!

  7. August 21, 2010 8:17 pm

    Rykel – Can you be more specific with regards to the all-time records and exploding numbers that TEAM is experiencing? Without numbers, one could interpret that it’s exploding in the wrong way.

  8. Burned Out with Mona Vie permalink
    August 23, 2010 3:10 pm

    Not really much into physics but in the MLM game every explosion is followed by an equal to or greater than implosion in 6 months to a year.

  9. Just Another Failure permalink
    September 1, 2010 5:16 am

    This is just my anecdotal data, but it seems like about every 5 years or so you have a major diamond level explosion. I remember the stantic product thing with what’s his name, then the Britt rocked the world, then Woody smacked everyone around. I’m sure there are other cases that I’m forgetting or that I wasn’t aware of.

    Seems like whenever the senior upline realize that the profits and success they were promised as they were climbing up the “ladder” aren’t there they get miffed and strike out on their own.

    Leadership at it’s finest.

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